Happy 25th Birthday Anja!
This is Anja speaking from the future! You might not think of it, but in the future you will be filthy rich and famous
The driveway of your mansion is fully packed with expensive cars (and bikes), one in each pantone color and some with fancy prints.
Every morning you will take a bath in champaign and the whole world startet to eat mostly vegetarian because of a book you once wrote during spring break called „now or never you idiots“.
You started conquering the world like a tiger straight after your studies (well basically you started earlier, around 1992, but people get scared if you tell them so keep it to yourself).
After you survived this mess called an institute (crazy people lived there) you started doing things your own way, which is anyway the only way to do it, so no big deal. It all started with promoting your ideas, ideologies and works.
Luckily you had (and still have) a super cool, charismatic, athletic & sexy boyfriend who is a graphic designer. He made you an awesome website to show your fancyness to the world.
But of course, he needed your help to finish the website. But don't worry. You only had to bring fancy ideas and leave the rest to him and his computer skills. Everything else is taken care of. So sit back, relax & enjoy your birthday!
He will take care of:
E-mail & Domain registration,
Fees & licences
and of course beer delivery service